❅ SHITTY LITTLE TOWN ❅ NETWORK POST ANON COMM

[shittylittlenpcs]

[OOC: Skye has taken it upon herself to facilitate a discussion forum online.

All accounts highly anonymized and access granted only by a password; details are being spread by word of mouth, friend to friend, always with the warning that just because the accounts are anonymous doesn’t mean that Goluboy or his people can't try to sleuth people’s identities from context clues.

Skye sets a time for when the discussion forum will go live, and at midnight that evening, a website goes live with a simple comment post function and a message that all data will be deleted within 24 hours.

This is both a networking post for participants in the Shitty Little Town plot to compare information, and an in-game Anon Meme as NPC townspeople find their way onto the forum, hungry for internet socialization after these dry, dull years of slow shitty half-functioning dialup.]

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Is anyone here?

[(Anonymous)]

your mom

[(Anonymous)]

Raise your hand if you've been personally victimized by Anna Newman.

[(Anonymous)]

everyones raising their hand

[(Anonymous)]

okay i don't want to draw any conclusions but like...bridget and golaboy are dating, right??? i heard he picked her up in his truck and she didn't tell her bf. poor jackie getting cucked right under his nose but i don't blame her, golboy's so dreamy if you like a fixer-upper bf...

[(Anonymous)]

Fixer-upper? The man's a millionaire with a full head of hair and a thriving company. I'd venture to say he has a six pack, too. Maybe even an eight pack. Only an idiot would think that high value a man can be fixed by some female.

[(Anonymous)]

Can confirm Brigid and Goluboy are dating.

MISSING CAT

[(Anonymous)]

louis is eating the cats and eating the dogs and eating the pets! i haven't seen Miss Sassy in a week and i just know he's behind it

Re: MISSING CAT

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like that's racist but he's white so

[anon]

[credit_not_blame]

If you're stupid enough to let a cat out this close to the woods then you are too stupid to own a cat. Do NOT adopt a pet if you're just going to feed it to the local wildlife.

[(Anonymous)]

Surprise surprise, Lady gets Ms. Cygne's scholarship. What a fricking shock. Some people just never have enough money.

[(Anonymous)]

You should not envy her.

[(Anonymous)]

this is a thread for discussing the coffee shop owner's ass. Ass comments only. Because good god damn.

[(Anonymous)]

go to church you creep

[(Anonymous)]

So I heard Aster took in that homeless creep. is it even legal to keep a sex offender around on a farm where kids could run onto the property? I think we'd all be better off if someone just set the whole place on fire, take out two creeps at once

[(Anonymous)]

Don't set it on fire. Anna Novak's renting there now. She doesn't deserve to die just because some fucking pedos are grooming her.

HOT OR NOT

[(Anonymous)]

name someone and we'll judge them

me first: Paul. my verdict: yum

[(Anonymous)]

he's more pretty than hot. like the kind of guy you'd see carved as a greek statue with pouty lips and a perfect brazilian blowout. shame he's a lawyer.

my turn: the homeless busker guy from England

[(Anonymous)]

Samantha Mason's mom has lost her fucking mind. She's telling everyone her daughter was replaced by a pod person after she took Cygne's scholarship to Sweden. If that little weirdo hates getting an expensive trip to Europe so much she should give it to someone else's kid and come back to work in the slaughterhouse like everyone else.

[(Anonymous)]

I get Samantha Mason, but of all the kids to give the scholarship to, why the hell did Cygne give it to Andrea Brown? That little punk bitch was setting off firecrackers behind my apartment with the skids all summer before Cygne paid for her to go to fucking boarding school for free to learn to be a lady. That kid will never know a lady if the lady ran her over with a rolls royce.

[Anon]

[bringinghopewithme]

Who else knows who they are yet?

Don't drop names.

Re: [Anon]

[(Anonymous)]

what the hell does this mean

pretentious bullshit

[(Anonymous)]

Who would you rather kill, Cygne or Goluboy?

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck marry kill, Cygne Goluboy and Warren. I'll go first.

Kill Warren, he's friends with a pedo and they don't deserve rights. Fuck Goluboy, he seems like he's into some weird tantra stuff you've never heard of that makes you see Buddha when you come. Marry Cygne, she'd probably give you a room in the mansion of your own so she doesn't have to idk get your dirty fingerprints on her good china and you can just do whatever you want with her money.

[(Anonymous)]

LADY got the scholarship? My daughter worked her ass off all summer for that!!! I swearIt just goes to whoever Cygne feels bad for. Boo hoo, her brothers dead and her parents left her a GIANT HOUSE to live in BY HERSELF. This is BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Your daughter's mid at best

[anon] attachment

[millenyal_pink]

[The only thing in this post is a photo.

It shows a large cork board covered in a map of the town. Various locations circled and highlighted in different colors. Multiple strings have been pinned across the board connecting various locations.

The main string is in red. The pins hold up pictures and small blurbs cut out of xeroxed news articles. Some of the faces are familiar-- some aren't. It doesn't take long to realize the connection between them all. These are people who have died from "animal attacks", their photos and obituaries tacked to the location their bodies were discovered. The articles go back decades, putting together a timeline that spans far beyond the deaths people have noticed in the past few years.

Only one point marked in red doesn't have a photo or label, in the woods behing one of the much nicer neighborhoods.

Other colors of string hold up names and locations. People who went missing whose bodies were never found, places where people claimed to have seen one of the wild animals the attacks have been attributed to-- even people who have left town and never come back, not even to visit family.

The entire town is in a circle that marks about 20 miles out. This marks the boundary of how far away people are able to get.

The whole thing looks like months-- if not years-- of work from someone completely obsessed.]

[anon]

[credit_not_blame]

wow, crazy wall much?

[anon] + attachment

[irulian]

Goluboy is up to something in the mines.

Those deaths weren't an accident.

This is what I found.

[Attached is a few sketches of the electric gates, the iron maiden behind them, and the blood and gore on the ground.]

[anon]

[hallelujahjunction]

Well, that looks grim.

[Anon] photo dump

[bestbrotherever]

[This series of comment is just a bunch of attachments, which look to be phone pictures of computer screens:

[- Pallett and Callahan chit-chatting about how they want to know why they're being asked to unload certain supplies, jokes about how maybe Mr. Goluboy's a serial killer buying all this bleach.
[- Pallett forwarding an email about only using work emails for work-related activities to Callahan with "do you think they're talking about us?" and Callahan responding with "I mean, it is work-related."
[- Pallett sending a request to shipping for a manifest of everything that's in the boxes they were supposed to use the night of the death; the request was denied as he did not have the clearance.
[- An email from Callahan to Pallett on the night of the death stating "got the camera. It's go-time."

[And documents:
[-Dossiers detailing how certain townsfolk won't be missed
[-Evidence of the Occult - Texts written in strange languages, with little cloth bags of herbs and dead insects, among other things
[-Evidence that Goluboy and Cygne are working together. Her name and number are very clear on the documents and printed e-mails from her, with a list of names of people in town
[-Evidence that Cygne is aware people can't just walk out of town and that she's the only person who seems to be able to bring goods into town.]

[(Anonymous)]

oh shiiiiit

who do you think the mole is? place your bets

my money's on bridget

[not very anon lbr]

[furtitude]

[Cato is human, of course. That hasn't changed and won't change until they break whatever changed him from Ventrexian to human. But also he's a cat because 70% of being a cat-alien is mindset. Only 30% is getting his fur and paws and tail back, which he would very much like to do post-haste]

wat up lc in da hooouuse, remembered who i was bc i beat up some cops, lololol. not even hiding its me bc im gonna give myself away neway

bc ps cygne drugs and kidnaps kids. she tried to do it to me but she seemed sus so i didnt take the drink, and then had to bite a guy to escape. super messed up his hand lol

✌️✌️✌️

i squeezed some of the cocoa out of my shirt to test it on some mice and it had so much either poison or knock out drugs in it it killed em.

so i need help throwing paws at her thx

💪💪💪💯💯💯🐾😼🐈

[anon]

[bestbrotherever]

Glad to hear it! Want to celebrate? We're having a party at the Warren farm. I still have your tie if you want to dress up.

[Anon]

[bringinghopewithme]

[Bunny makes one final voice post while jogging at the unsat, but functional, pace a human body's capable of, at the beginning of his marathon run to find the end of the curse's radius.]

Okay, this is the information we have so far. A lot of puzzle pieces are missing. Add them here.

Goluboy has a torture machine in the mines. You all have a handle on that. Someone put together a lot of evidence that Goluboy and Cygne are working together, and that Cygne is the only one who can get goods into or out of town.

If she's getting things into and out of town, she probably has control over the monsters that stop people from getting out of town.

Someone else has evidence Cygne has attempted to kidnap and drug kids. One of the kids she sponsored's mother is saying her daughter was replaced somehow. Someone should go find that mother and talk to her to figure out what Cygne might be doing with the kids.

I'm going radio silent after this. If what I'm doing works I'll be back at full power sooner rather than later.

Remember that we have no evidence the people here who aren't Cygne or Goluboy are anything but mortal townspeople. Keep that in mind when you're going up against the Sheriff and her deputies or Goluboy's security.

Get the mission done but if any mortals get killed, it's on you to find their dependents. Don't forget Cygne probably has hostages.

Use the farm as a safe zone for civilians. We rigged it up to be better defensible against the corpse brides. My other half's luring Goluboy into a trap. Don't kill him. I have an interrogation to do.

You won't hear from me until I'm back. Add your own pieces of the puzzle. You're likely going to be fighting mortal civilians, so get creative about how you're handling them.

[Anon/Text]

[bestbrotherever]

I have talked to the mother and I took pictures of the letter she received, as well as one of a friend. I do not think their children were replaced so much as disappeared, with someone else writing bland letters home to keep their families placated. One letter was likely genuine and describes life in a Swedish boarding school, so the scholarship recipients seem to not have been disappeared as soon as they left town. Unfortunately I have not had an opportunity to check if the boarding school the letters came from exists in truth. I doubt I will be able to find out more until communications to the outside world are restored, or asking Cygne herself.

[Loki's probably just outed himself to at least two townspeople, and maybe more, but it's go time. Not that the civilians need to know that.]

[Not anon]

[bringinghopewithme]

[About three days pass without word from Bunny.

Then, after the wilis have been dispersed , the sheriffs department incapacitated, suddenly, here's a video post from inside the town hall. Bunny is back to himself, and behind him, Cygne and Goluboy are seething in matched chairs. They're not tied up, but there are arcane chalk marks and a salt circle on the ground around them, and they aren't trying to cross the lines.]

G'day mates. [He grins, gesturing to Cygne and Goluboy.] have Cygne and Goluboy in the town hall. I know who they are, and they’re neutralized. Anyone who wants a voice in what we do with them, come to Town Hall. Bring a pen and some paper. We’ve got an oath to write.