❅ SHITTY LITTLE TOWN ❅ NETWORK POST ANON COMM

[shittylittlenpcs]

[OOC: Skye has taken it upon herself to facilitate a discussion forum online.

All accounts highly anonymized and access granted only by a password; details are being spread by word of mouth, friend to friend, always with the warning that just because the accounts are anonymous doesn’t mean that Goluboy or his people can't try to sleuth people’s identities from context clues.

Skye sets a time for when the discussion forum will go live, and at midnight that evening, a website goes live with a simple comment post function and a message that all data will be deleted within 24 hours.

This is both a networking post for participants in the Shitty Little Town plot to compare information, and an in-game Anon Meme as NPC townspeople find their way onto the forum, hungry for internet socialization after these dry, dull years of slow shitty half-functioning dialup.]

Comments

Re: [Anon]

[worstverine]

I'm assuming you're people who were also trapped here......

You're saying Cygne and Goluboy are behind all this??

If you already have Goluboy..... he owes me a conversation....

But since he's been caught I plan to pay Cygne a visit.....

[hallelujahjunction]

Any one involved in muttering signal don't get axis to golly boy for in terror gay shun. [Dan hopes that's an incentive!]

[worstverine]

No fucking clue... what you just said....

You should probably go see a doctor when this is over,,,

[Get that head injury examined.]

[bestbrotherever]

Translation: if you want to talk to Goluboy, then no killing Cygne.

[worstverine]

Translation: Apparently, I'll have to take care of both.......

It's in your best interest to stay out of my way;;;

[This is clearly not one of their group they're talking to.]

[hallelujahjunction]

Sari I'm having to dick take and I can't double check the spilling.

Can't take care of gullible if I don't tell you wary is and I ate telling no one who'll squander a sores of in formation.

We need signal alive.

[Anon]

[bestbrotherever]

What, by yourself?

Re: [Anon]

[worstverine]

It's on you if I'm beating the rest of you to it........

[Even without their healing factors, he and Wade are very good at killing, and apparently he'd stockpiled weapons due to the drug dealing.]

[bestbrotherever]

I'm not certain if you noticed, but whatever abilities you may have normally had are gone. You are mortal, with all the fragility that entails. Furthermore, the town is strangely empty of cops. They are either at the mine or Cygne's mansion. Are you prepared to assault a fortified position?

[worstverine]

Yep.

[blame_canada]

[Wade wrestles back his phone for a second.]

I am so sorry about him. He's the best there is at what he does, and right now that's being a surly jackass.

Honey Badger's not wrong though. We're packing a lot of heat here. And that's not just a double entendre.

[bestbrotherever]

I am not certain who you are, but most of us are part of a team, and our general goal is to minimize casualties. Assaulting a mansion guarded by the lion's share of the town's cops with only conventional weapons is not the best way to go about it.

[blame_canada]

It's Deadpool. Or Marvel Jesus. Take your pick.

And he has a death wish and I have literally all the brain cancer and then some.

I mean, I can try keeping him from screwing up whatever you guys have going but historically all that's gotten me is stabbed a lot. Also him stabbed a lot but I don't mind that part so much.

[bestbrotherever]

My colleague above has another salient point. These two have managed to capture, brainwash, and transform many powerful beings. Including gods. We cannot afford to kill them until we have found out exactly how they accomplished that feat, in case someone else was pulling their strings.