❅ SHITTY LITTLE TOWN ❅ NETWORK POST ANON COMM

[shittylittlenpcs]

[OOC: Skye has taken it upon herself to facilitate a discussion forum online.

All accounts highly anonymized and access granted only by a password; details are being spread by word of mouth, friend to friend, always with the warning that just because the accounts are anonymous doesn’t mean that Goluboy or his people can't try to sleuth people’s identities from context clues.

Skye sets a time for when the discussion forum will go live, and at midnight that evening, a website goes live with a simple comment post function and a message that all data will be deleted within 24 hours.

This is both a networking post for participants in the Shitty Little Town plot to compare information, and an in-game Anon Meme as NPC townspeople find their way onto the forum, hungry for internet socialization after these dry, dull years of slow shitty half-functioning dialup.]

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

LADY got the scholarship? My daughter worked her ass off all summer for that!!! I swearIt just goes to whoever Cygne feels bad for. Boo hoo, her brothers dead and her parents left her a GIANT HOUSE to live in BY HERSELF. This is BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Your daughter's mid at best

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know what that means but I know it's RUDE and I WILL FIND OUT WHO THIS IS

[(Anonymous)]

Good fucking luck Joanne you couldn't find a clue with a magnifying glass and we all know this is you!!

[(Anonymous)]

who the fuck is joanne

[(Anonymous)]

shut the fuck up brenda i know this is you
god you're so obsessed with joanne like get over it her pasta salad was just better than yours, maybe if you didn't want your shitty slop to get snubbed you shouldn't have put RAISINS in it like a psychopath
now it's like joanne joanne joanne like GROW UP it's so yesterday and we have more important things to talk about
like has anyone found miguel's body yet??

[(Anonymous)]

hi kim

[(Anonymous)]

how's that pyramid scheme working out for you brenda?

[(Anonymous)]

it's not a period scheme kim you selfish cow, you're just mad that people like my tummy-flattening tea more than your stupid probiotics

[(Anonymous)]

if your tummy-flattening tea is so effective then why didn't it work on you?

[(Anonymous)]

wow. I'm surprised you took the time away from looking at your husband's brother to check out my stomach.

[(Anonymous)]

at least someone is because your husband sure as hell isn't