❅ SHITTY LITTLE TOWN ❅ NETWORK POST ANON COMM

[shittylittlenpcs]

[OOC: Skye has taken it upon herself to facilitate a discussion forum online.

All accounts highly anonymized and access granted only by a password; details are being spread by word of mouth, friend to friend, always with the warning that just because the accounts are anonymous doesn’t mean that Goluboy or his people can't try to sleuth people’s identities from context clues.

Skye sets a time for when the discussion forum will go live, and at midnight that evening, a website goes live with a simple comment post function and a message that all data will be deleted within 24 hours.

This is both a networking post for participants in the Shitty Little Town plot to compare information, and an in-game Anon Meme as NPC townspeople find their way onto the forum, hungry for internet socialization after these dry, dull years of slow shitty half-functioning dialup.]

Comments

[Anon]

[bringinghopewithme]

How about you share what you know then? I'll go first.

We tried to leave town a while back and our car broke in a way that can only be magic about 20 miles put. The geography warped magically to spit us back into town, but first we ran into the things in the woods that we think have been responsible for the maulings.

We rigged up a light they're vulnerable to. I'm making a break for the border past them. There's got to be something in town powering the curse, but if they're so set on keeping us in there must be a radius where the curse ends.

Your turn. Share something.

[(Anonymous)]

things are heating up in the Wild Conspiracy Theory fandom

[(Anonymous)]

oh my god this is the creepy homeless guy who believes in chemtrails and lizard people right? the one who hangs out at the coffeeshop weirding people out and talking about how the earth is flat and the government invented dinosaurs? is this his forum?

[(Anonymous)]

Ngl he kinda fine tho

[(Anonymous)]

yeah and ever since Aster took him in he doesn't smell like dogshit anymore. i guess the only way to get a man to take a shower is for another man to order him to do it.

[Anon]

[bestbrotherever]

[The reply is just a series of attachments, as many as a single comment can accommodate, reposting this evidence.]

Re: [Anon]

[(Anonymous)]

HOLY SHIT