longestnight | ❅ SHITTY LITTLE TOWN ❅ NETWORK POST ANON COMM

❅ SHITTY LITTLE TOWN ❅ NETWORK POST ANON COMM

[OOC: Skye has taken it upon herself to facilitate a discussion forum online.

All accounts highly anonymized and access granted only by a password; details are being spread by word of mouth, friend to friend, always with the warning that just because the accounts are anonymous doesn’t mean that Goluboy or his people can't try to sleuth people’s identities from context clues.

Skye sets a time for when the discussion forum will go live, and at midnight that evening, a website goes live with a simple comment post function and a message that all data will be deleted within 24 hours.

This is both a networking post for participants in the Shitty Little Town plot to compare information, and an in-game Anon Meme as NPC townspeople find their way onto the forum, hungry for internet socialization after these dry, dull years of slow shitty half-functioning dialup.]

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That depends. Do you have any proper weapons to spare?

Define proper weapons. Who are you using them on?

Something better suited for fighting than a kitchen knife would be a good start.

For now, I intend to use them on anyone who tries to stop me from uncovering answers.

Calm down right now, you lunatic. They have monsters they might be able to call into town if you start committing murder in the streets, not to mention the whole sheriff's department is probably in their pocket, and the security force at the mine. Doubt you can survive getting shot until we figure out how to lift the whole curse. Everyone needs to pool information.

Who do you know who's here who you know needs their memory jogged? Go get to work on them before you start killing in the streets.

I am not a fool. I will not be killing anyone in the streets. But I will not hold back if anyone working for those who have trapped us here try to stop me from sharing what I know and learning more. And I would suggest that everyone else be armed and ready as well.

How about you share what you know then? I'll go first.

We tried to leave town a while back and our car broke in a way that can only be magic about 20 miles put. The geography warped magically to spit us back into town, but first we ran into the things in the woods that we think have been responsible for the maulings.

We rigged up a light they're vulnerable to. I'm making a break for the border past them. There's got to be something in town powering the curse, but if they're so set on keeping us in there must be a radius where the curse ends.

Your turn. Share something.

things are heating up in the Wild Conspiracy Theory fandom

oh my god this is the creepy homeless guy who believes in chemtrails and lizard people right? the one who hangs out at the coffeeshop weirding people out and talking about how the earth is flat and the government invented dinosaurs? is this his forum?

Ngl he kinda fine tho

yeah and ever since Aster took him in he doesn't smell like dogshit anymore. i guess the only way to get a man to take a shower is for another man to order him to do it.

[The reply is just a series of attachments, as many as a single comment can accommodate, reposting this evidence.]

HOLY SHIT

[Dan’s been dictating voice-to-text and having Aster correct his many spelling and grammatical errors.

Once again, he finds himself pleading for non-violence.]

We’re still just starting to understand what happened, so we ought not to could start with killing. We don’t know what firepower Goluboy and Cygne got, we don’t know where the missing kids went, we don’t know if there’s permanent effects to how they wiped our minds, we don’t know if the sheriff’s department are in on it or just ignorantly following orders. The dead ain’t real forthcoming. We don’t know enough to go on a rampage.

wiped our minds???

yeah and i got abducted by aliens last night lol

I am not going to start the killing. I merely mean to defend myself.

Glad we're in agreement. [Dan's gunshy after a few too many arguments on the network about whether or not to kill people instead of getting information out of them.] My apologies for jumping the gun, no pun intended.

I carry a firearm and I have some knives on me.

Proper fighting knives, or whatever you could find in "your" apartment? I am overflowing with the latter.

Real proper knives. I'm a survivalist.

Excellent! Though now we reach the problem of how do we find each other?

I'm at Aster's farm and I got a car available. Like I said, I don't want to distribute weapons just so folks can knife each other, but I don't think you're wrong that we might could need protection. Send me your location and I'll drop by, see you in person.

I have a car as well. Is Aster's farm safe? Should I instead drive there? I could wave a knife so you know it is me.

Probably safer than anywhere else in town. Plus, we got a grow light that repels the monsters in the woods, so that's one threat managed.

I'll meet you at the gate and let you in.

haha if you love the monsters so much you should let them colonize your FACE

what the fuck

I'm calling the fucking police

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