❅ SHITTY LITTLE TOWN ❅ NETWORK POST ANON COMM

[shittylittlenpcs]

[OOC: Skye has taken it upon herself to facilitate a discussion forum online.

All accounts highly anonymized and access granted only by a password; details are being spread by word of mouth, friend to friend, always with the warning that just because the accounts are anonymous doesn’t mean that Goluboy or his people can't try to sleuth people’s identities from context clues.

Skye sets a time for when the discussion forum will go live, and at midnight that evening, a website goes live with a simple comment post function and a message that all data will be deleted within 24 hours.

This is both a networking post for participants in the Shitty Little Town plot to compare information, and an in-game Anon Meme as NPC townspeople find their way onto the forum, hungry for internet socialization after these dry, dull years of slow shitty half-functioning dialup.]

Comments

[not very anon lbr]

[furtitude]

[Cato is human, of course. That hasn't changed and won't change until they break whatever changed him from Ventrexian to human. But also he's a cat because 70% of being a cat-alien is mindset. Only 30% is getting his fur and paws and tail back, which he would very much like to do post-haste]

wat up lc in da hooouuse, remembered who i was bc i beat up some cops, lololol. not even hiding its me bc im gonna give myself away neway

bc ps cygne drugs and kidnaps kids. she tried to do it to me but she seemed sus so i didnt take the drink, and then had to bite a guy to escape. super messed up his hand lol

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i squeezed some of the cocoa out of my shirt to test it on some mice and it had so much either poison or knock out drugs in it it killed em.

so i need help throwing paws at her thx

💪💪💪💯💯💯🐾😼🐈

[anon]

[bestbrotherever]

Glad to hear it! Want to celebrate? We're having a party at the Warren farm. I still have your tie if you want to dress up.

1/2

[furtitude]

ew no i hated wearing that thing plus enemies would just grab it off probly

2/2

[furtitude]

but then again i guess i could unclip and use it to strangle sumbody. how sturdy do u think it is? i don't have it in front of me now

[bestbrotherever]

I have better makeshift garottes at home, and I bet the farm does too.

[furtitude]

but do they clip on conveniently and fashionably

[bestbrotherever]

Better, you can drape them loosely around your neck.

[furtitude]

but then sumbody else can use it on me

bad strangling people technique

Anon

[bringinghopewithme]

Did you get any clues about where the kids are being taken?

anon forever

[furtitude]

no. i just know she kidnaps kids bc she tried to kidnap me and she already had knockout drugs on hand.