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longestnight2023-12-21 12:15 pm
50millions1pint) wrote in longestnight2023-12-21 12:15 pm
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[VIDEO] Business minded
So, I was thinking...
[Jake swallows a mouthful of apple, then does a gesture to his head that's like "Oh, I almost forgot".]
Jake, by the way. I was in the Wilderlands for a solid three minutes, I am sure we've been missing each other a lot. I was also about to punch the Jersey Devil in the jaw, but then some girl did...Ah, forget it, let's get back on topic.
I was thinking: since this place is very high stakes and we gotta defend it otherwise our own worlds are going to explode or something, if it's got this much power then maybe we can create a whole new world? Fetch some of our loved ones if we need to, [he's thinking about Sherry but he won't say it, of course.] take them there, then nuke the shit out of whatever we came from and make some fat stacks with our tragic backstory. It's fiction, after all.
Any fellow business minded genius wanna join in? 'Cause that's what I'm gonna do.
[Jake swallows a mouthful of apple, then does a gesture to his head that's like "Oh, I almost forgot".]
Jake, by the way. I was in the Wilderlands for a solid three minutes, I am sure we've been missing each other a lot. I was also about to punch the Jersey Devil in the jaw, but then some girl did...Ah, forget it, let's get back on topic.
I was thinking: since this place is very high stakes and we gotta defend it otherwise our own worlds are going to explode or something, if it's got this much power then maybe we can create a whole new world? Fetch some of our loved ones if we need to, [he's thinking about Sherry but he won't say it, of course.] take them there, then nuke the shit out of whatever we came from and make some fat stacks with our tragic backstory. It's fiction, after all.
Any fellow business minded genius wanna join in? 'Cause that's what I'm gonna do.
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But also, more importantly, your logic is incomprehensible. Where did you get the idea that we might be able to create a new world? Who the hell is going to give us money for our tragic backstories -- which, for the record, it's not a tragic backstory if you do it to yourself. The kid who murders his parents and then asks the judge to show leniency because he's an orphan is a joke, not a how-to.
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[Did he just say something remotely kind?]
It would be too much work for no reason. And I don't know, if this place doesn't have the power to create new worlds why is it tethered to everything? Why should our existence depend on fucking Santa out there? Now THAT is incomprehensible.
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All I know is that this reality is getting gnawed on and we have to try and make it stop before it spreads to other realities around it.
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Riiiight, The Man in the Moon. Tell me, is The Man in the Moon here with us?
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[It does not! Though Stacia thinks her own visits to the moon aren't the most accurate basis for a comparison, given that she visited the moon in the spiritual realm and spoke with various aspects of Luna. It's incredibly weird that there's a man in charge up there in this universe.]
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[Really, he set her up for that one.]
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[He says a little bashfully. Look, he doesn't CARE about this whole circus, okay?]
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[She only sounds a little condescending.]
Perhaps we've all learned something from this experience, hm?
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[Jake didn't learn shit.]
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[See: she might not have to commit violence upon his person.]
We'll have to see.
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[Jake winks before ending the communication. That was cocky enough and didn't make him look too bad. The being a heartless mercenary part counts as looking cool.]