[VIDEO] Business minded

[50millions1pint]

So, I was thinking...

[Jake swallows a mouthful of apple, then does a gesture to his head that's like "Oh, I almost forgot".]

Jake, by the way. I was in the Wilderlands for a solid three minutes, I am sure we've been missing each other a lot. I was also about to punch the Jersey Devil in the jaw, but then some girl did...Ah, forget it, let's get back on topic.

I was thinking: since this place is very high stakes and we gotta defend it otherwise our own worlds are going to explode or something, if it's got this much power then maybe we can create a whole new world? Fetch some of our loved ones if we need to, [he's thinking about Sherry but he won't say it, of course.] take them there, then nuke the shit out of whatever we came from and make some fat stacks with our tragic backstory. It's fiction, after all.

Any fellow business minded genius wanna join in? 'Cause that's what I'm gonna do.

Comments

[credit_not_blame]

Santa didn't bring us here, numbnuts, he's currently imprisoned by the thing that's chewing on this reality. The kids summoned us here, by accident, because he's not here. Did you even listen to the Man in the Moon, or were your ears too muffled by your own ass?

[50millions1pint]

[The Man in the who? Nah, Jake was busy being the last hope for humanity (unfortunately). No biggie.]

Riiiight, The Man in the Moon. Tell me, is The Man in the Moon here with us?

[credit_not_blame]

Obviously not. Does this look like the moon to you?

[It does not! Though Stacia thinks her own visits to the moon aren't the most accurate basis for a comparison, given that she visited the moon in the spiritual realm and spoke with various aspects of Luna. It's incredibly weird that there's a man in charge up there in this universe.]

[50millions1pint]

Well, you didn't look like a giant wolf monster to me at first, so what the fuck do I know?

[credit_not_blame]

That's a very good question. You should ask it more often.

[Really, he set her up for that one.]

[50millions1pint]

It's good to question shit...

[He says a little bashfully. Look, he doesn't CARE about this whole circus, okay?]

[credit_not_blame]

It is. Especially your own assumptions before your open your mouth and earn yourself a reputation.

[She only sounds a little condescending.]

Perhaps we've all learned something from this experience, hm?

[50millions1pint]

Oh yeah? What did you learn?

[Jake didn't learn shit.]

[credit_not_blame]

That you're an idiot, but maybe there's hope for you.

[See: she might not have to commit violence upon his person.]

We'll have to see.

[50millions1pint]

Well, then. We'll see.

[Jake winks before ending the communication. That was cocky enough and didn't make him look too bad. The being a heartless mercenary part counts as looking cool.]