[VIDEO] Business minded

[50millions1pint]

So, I was thinking...

[Jake swallows a mouthful of apple, then does a gesture to his head that's like "Oh, I almost forgot".]

Jake, by the way. I was in the Wilderlands for a solid three minutes, I am sure we've been missing each other a lot. I was also about to punch the Jersey Devil in the jaw, but then some girl did...Ah, forget it, let's get back on topic.

I was thinking: since this place is very high stakes and we gotta defend it otherwise our own worlds are going to explode or something, if it's got this much power then maybe we can create a whole new world? Fetch some of our loved ones if we need to, [he's thinking about Sherry but he won't say it, of course.] take them there, then nuke the shit out of whatever we came from and make some fat stacks with our tragic backstory. It's fiction, after all.

Any fellow business minded genius wanna join in? 'Cause that's what I'm gonna do.

Comments

[mostdangerousbird]

Creating a new world is likely not to turn out the way you think it will.

[50millions1pint]

I don't really have solid expectations. I'm more of a "surprise me" type of guy. I always find my way around the bullshit life throws at me.

[The fact that right before falling in and out of alternate universes and dimension Jake was in the middle of being kidnapped is proof against but also in favour of what he just said.]

[mostdangerousbird]

[ Tim is asking because he's curious, but has no intent of helping. He's already filed this plan under H for hare-brained.

(No offense to Bunny.) ]

What about those of us who don't prefer chaos and flinging ourselves into the unknown?

[50millions1pint]

They get to offer moral support and spread the word. The legend, even.

Not that that would be your case, aren't you supposed to be a superhero or something?

[mostdangerousbird]

Or something. It depends on who you're asking.

[ Vigilante gets thrown around a lot in Gotham. ]

And I don't like chaos. What's the "this place" that you're talking about drawing the energy from?

[50millions1pint]

Do I look like I know shit about magic?

[mostdangerousbird]

[ Oh god, he never should have entered this conversation. ]

You are the business-minded genius pursuing this plan.

[50millions1pint]

Sorry pal, didn't pay attention in magic class 'cause I was busy slitting throats and shit.

[mostdangerousbird]

I see.

How do you like being in the North Pole, in that case? Settling in okay? Deck the halls, jingle jangle all the way home?

[50millions1pint]

Huh. I guess I didn't give myself time to find out. Why, you getting me something for Christmas? How kind of you.

[mostdangerousbird]

Your choices are bugs or a pomander. Just trying to see what goes well with plans to create your own universe and slitting throats.

[ My dude, you smell fishier than the docks at low tide. ]

[50millions1pint]

I had to google what the fuck a pomander is but yeah I'll take that. I'm sure it's worth some cash.

[mostdangerousbird]

It’s an orange with cloves. Even with labor factored in it’s maybe 20 bucks.

[50millions1pint]

Oh so it's not the jewel pomander? Lame.

[mostdangerousbird]

Do you always ask people you’ve just met for Victorian jewelry?

[ It’s a weird day either way. ]

Also, so we’re clear, no to several questions.

[50millions1pint]

Regular non-Victorian jewelry is also fine.

[mostdangerousbird]

[ Tim chuckles. ]

I'm extremely taken, sorry to crush your hopes of diamond pendants.

[50millions1pint]

I'd probably have to look for someone to resell them to. Who do you get in business with up here?

[mostdangerousbird]

You want to see the Elves. Good luck.

[50millions1pint]

I'll keep you posted, pomander kid.