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Miguel O'Hara ([personal profile] ninjavampire) wrote in [community profile] longestnight2023-12-11 08:55 am

Let's do this One Last Time [video]

All right, people. I’m going through the archives of this place to convert all the parchment confetti into indexable data sheets.

You can thank me later for saving you all the headache.

[ The vibe of this is an 8 AM Stand-Up Meeting rather than a gathering of guardians. The video's pov is from his lab, which in addition to the completed gigacomputer, was beginning to have half-finished little magitech doohickeys scattered in sparse nooks of free space. The amount of spiderbots seems to have been left at one (1) so far.]

First item: Mission debriefs. If you've fought any dark forces recently and have extra concerning details to share, we should write it down instead of keeping it in our heads. 

Second: Current Projects. Anyone who's a friend to reindeer - you ought to talk to Phil and do him a solid for all the holiday prep. For the science nerds lurking around, I’d like to borrow your brains over here.

[ He'd normally have Lyla take care of this, but he's stuck with non-sentient computers. He hates it! ]

Last: Introductions for the new kids. And universe number, if your world has one of those - the chalkboard maps are getting digitized. I'll start.

My name is Miguel O'Hara, Spider-Man of Nueva York. No, they aren't vampire fangs. [ tired hand wave, as if recapping for the millionth time. ] I‘ve been mopping up messes in my neck of the multiverse until getting picked for fairy-tale duty with the rest of you.
50millions1pint: (examining)

[personal profile] 50millions1pint 2023-12-21 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, I don't care enough.
So what are you planning to do, save the world with paperwork?
50millions1pint: (crossed arms)

[personal profile] 50millions1pint 2023-12-21 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm just saying that the universe doesn't exactly stop to accommodate you updating your Reddit thread with intel. Pretty sure that if you had any important information you would have set it up a long ago already, anyway.
50millions1pint: (listen up)

[personal profile] 50millions1pint 2023-12-21 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I was gonna say it and not be an asshole about it,

[no he wasn't]

but I guess that since you're so smart you can figure it out for yourself, govno*.




*Note:govno apparently means "piece of shit" in Serbian
50millions1pint: (what)

[personal profile] 50millions1pint 2023-12-21 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Jake Muller. I don't know who else is here but if you hear anyone call me Jake Wesker they are a cop and full of shit.
50millions1pint: (stare)

[personal profile] 50millions1pint 2023-12-21 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Let's keep it that way.