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longestnight2023-12-11 08:55 am
ninjavampire) wrote in longestnight2023-12-11 08:55 am
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Let's do this One Last Time [video]
All right, people. I’m going through the archives of this place to convert all the parchment confetti into indexable data sheets.
You can thank me later for saving you all the headache.
[ The vibe of this is an 8 AM Stand-Up Meeting rather than a gathering of guardians. The video's pov is from his lab, which in addition to the completed gigacomputer, was beginning to have half-finished little magitech doohickeys scattered in sparse nooks of free space. The amount of spiderbots seems to have been left at one (1) so far.]
First item: Mission debriefs. If you've fought any dark forces recently and have extra concerning details to share, we should write it down instead of keeping it in our heads.
Second: Current Projects. Anyone who's a friend to reindeer - you ought to talk to Phil and do him a solid for all the holiday prep. For the science nerds lurking around, I’d like to borrow your brains over here.
[ He'd normally have Lyla take care of this, but he's stuck with non-sentient computers. He hates it! ]
Last: Introductions for the new kids. And universe number, if your world has one of those - the chalkboard maps are getting digitized. I'll start.
My name is Miguel O'Hara, Spider-Man of Nueva York. No, they aren't vampire fangs. [ tired hand wave, as if recapping for the millionth time. ] I‘ve been mopping up messes in my neck of the multiverse until getting picked for fairy-tale duty with the rest of you.
You can thank me later for saving you all the headache.
[ The vibe of this is an 8 AM Stand-Up Meeting rather than a gathering of guardians. The video's pov is from his lab, which in addition to the completed gigacomputer, was beginning to have half-finished little magitech doohickeys scattered in sparse nooks of free space. The amount of spiderbots seems to have been left at one (1) so far.]
First item: Mission debriefs. If you've fought any dark forces recently and have extra concerning details to share, we should write it down instead of keeping it in our heads.
Second: Current Projects. Anyone who's a friend to reindeer - you ought to talk to Phil and do him a solid for all the holiday prep. For the science nerds lurking around, I’d like to borrow your brains over here.
[ He'd normally have Lyla take care of this, but he's stuck with non-sentient computers. He hates it! ]
Last: Introductions for the new kids. And universe number, if your world has one of those - the chalkboard maps are getting digitized. I'll start.
My name is Miguel O'Hara, Spider-Man of Nueva York. No, they aren't vampire fangs. [ tired hand wave, as if recapping for the millionth time. ] I‘ve been mopping up messes in my neck of the multiverse until getting picked for fairy-tale duty with the rest of you.
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We have, like, a flatbed scanner or something, right? You're not expecting us to transcribe all the books? Because I'm a terrible transcriptionist. Any time anyone ever said I was a secretary, it was because they were trying to smuggle me into a location so that I could uncover or commit crimes.
[But if Miguel needs a sassy girlie to make fun of him while he works...]
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[ ugh. this decade is so frustrating!!! ]
Until I can get that goober over there up and running.
[ he jabs a thumb at another partially finished brass/wood machine with two sets of arms, messy wiring, and a spidery arrangement of lenses.
Catalina is also skittering around in that section of the lab. ]
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Hello, baby! Aren't you just so lovely in your new exoskeleton, yes you are! You're doing such a good job!
[Aaaaand back to Miguel:]
Just to make sure, you know the tech level here isn't one that can 'read' handwriting, right? It can barely recognize sheep in a field, much less letters.
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Diablos. I haven't tested the converter on hand-written books.
[ Miguel comes from a fancy future world where everything is audiovisual or typed on a synthetic screen! Handwritten things were novelties and museum items, or maybe an occasional bar note. Not actual ways to process large quantities of information. ]
[ Catalina, at least, is excited to see Stacia! Chittering and chirping, the spiderbot rushes over in a way that would be cute, except it is also somewhat akin to a cat-sized huntsman spider running across your bathroom wall.
Once she finds her place on Miguel's shoulder, she returns to being purely cute! Ontop of the new brass-and-wood chassis, she's been given a proper eyelens and pedipalps with which to keep it clean. ]
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[Stacia is not unsympathetic. Technology can be a bitch, and she really is a terrible transcriptionist.
Then Catalina comes closer and she resumes cooing.]
Oh Catalina, look at you! So elegant and mannerly! Has Miguel been providing you with things to take pictures of?