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longestnight2023-12-11 08:55 am
ninjavampire) wrote in longestnight2023-12-11 08:55 am
Entry tags:
- aqua,
- boba fett,
- branch,
- cammie maccloud,
- dick grayson (comics),
- elle bryant,
- gwen stacy (spiderverse),
- loki (mcu),
- miguel o'hara (spiderverse),
- sam winchester,
- stacia novik,
- ✘ aiden price,
- ✘ amari aquamarine,
- ✘ dan sagittarius,
- ✘ henry townshend,
- ✘ jake muller,
- ✘ nyara,
- ✘ rex,
- ✘ rowan heart-eater,
- ✘ sam wyldhammer,
- ✘ tim drake (comics)
Let's do this One Last Time [video]
All right, people. I’m going through the archives of this place to convert all the parchment confetti into indexable data sheets.
You can thank me later for saving you all the headache.
[ The vibe of this is an 8 AM Stand-Up Meeting rather than a gathering of guardians. The video's pov is from his lab, which in addition to the completed gigacomputer, was beginning to have half-finished little magitech doohickeys scattered in sparse nooks of free space. The amount of spiderbots seems to have been left at one (1) so far.]
First item: Mission debriefs. If you've fought any dark forces recently and have extra concerning details to share, we should write it down instead of keeping it in our heads.
Second: Current Projects. Anyone who's a friend to reindeer - you ought to talk to Phil and do him a solid for all the holiday prep. For the science nerds lurking around, I’d like to borrow your brains over here.
[ He'd normally have Lyla take care of this, but he's stuck with non-sentient computers. He hates it! ]
Last: Introductions for the new kids. And universe number, if your world has one of those - the chalkboard maps are getting digitized. I'll start.
My name is Miguel O'Hara, Spider-Man of Nueva York. No, they aren't vampire fangs. [ tired hand wave, as if recapping for the millionth time. ] I‘ve been mopping up messes in my neck of the multiverse until getting picked for fairy-tale duty with the rest of you.
You can thank me later for saving you all the headache.
[ The vibe of this is an 8 AM Stand-Up Meeting rather than a gathering of guardians. The video's pov is from his lab, which in addition to the completed gigacomputer, was beginning to have half-finished little magitech doohickeys scattered in sparse nooks of free space. The amount of spiderbots seems to have been left at one (1) so far.]
First item: Mission debriefs. If you've fought any dark forces recently and have extra concerning details to share, we should write it down instead of keeping it in our heads.
Second: Current Projects. Anyone who's a friend to reindeer - you ought to talk to Phil and do him a solid for all the holiday prep. For the science nerds lurking around, I’d like to borrow your brains over here.
[ He'd normally have Lyla take care of this, but he's stuck with non-sentient computers. He hates it! ]
Last: Introductions for the new kids. And universe number, if your world has one of those - the chalkboard maps are getting digitized. I'll start.
My name is Miguel O'Hara, Spider-Man of Nueva York. No, they aren't vampire fangs. [ tired hand wave, as if recapping for the millionth time. ] I‘ve been mopping up messes in my neck of the multiverse until getting picked for fairy-tale duty with the rest of you.
video, set before Rex's conversation and Boba running out
[It's kind of nice to work on it. His grandma had never been shy about making him dolls or puppets, especially since she loved to crochet and knit. She also hadn't been shy about puppeting them around and doing little plays to make him laugh.]
[When the video turns on again, what proceeds after that is a short, impromptu puppet show with a paper puppet of Miguel, crudely drawn, with the same angry eyebrows Lucky drew, but instead of fangs there's just a super huge frown. Branch is nowhere in sight but it's coming from his comm and a blue four fingered hand can be briefly seen holding the puppet's popsicle stick.]
[The Miguel puppet is walked along the the table and then is replaced by another Miguel puppet that looks similar, but this one is bent over looking at the ground. A word bubble on a popsicle stick is raised over his head that says "Where the shock did all my screws go???"]
[The joke being, of course, that he and Boba both know they're responsible for him losing at least 95% of them, through prankery or sneaky use in other things. Or in Branch's case, some light pettiness.]
[He lowers the "searching Miguel" puppet to replace it with the "standing Miguel" puppet again.]
[Then he finishes off the little impromptu puppet show by pushing up something thinner this time, a metal wire - thin enough it's less visible - to put something over puppet Miguel's face: another version of Miguel's face with a bigger and more comically exaggerated frown and even bigger, angrier eyebrows. Ridiculously oversized eyebrows.]
[Then he holds the two tightly together so they're in sync and shakes the two very quickly like puppet Miguel is vibrating with annoyance and about to pop a blood vessel.]
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Thank you for your contribution, Branch.
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[The same grief that'd kept Branch locked down emotionally, overly serious, and miserable for over twenty years.]
[Before, he'd been annoying Miguel out of resentment over being made so afraid. Now, he's maybe doing it a little because Miguel could afford to learn to take himself less seriously.]
[Branch would know.]
[The Miguel puppet and the wired face disappears.]
[When the Miguel puppet returns, another wired face gets pushed up with it briefly after. This one has an even bigger frown and even more comically sized frowny eyebrows. The eyebrows and frown are so big they almost take up the puppet's whole face.]
[He then does the same thing as earlier and makes the puppet shake in a muppet-like annoyance.]
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This is stupid. I'm hanging up now.
[ vigorously swiping left on this holo-interaction. begone! ]