Dude, do you know how much work being a superhero is? Like every day, you're fighting Nazi jetpack gorillas with lasers on their heads, or getting your ass blown into the past by some New God sneezing, or trying to keep the Anti-Monitor from snacking on the planet like a giant Uncrustable.

It was even worse than usual in the Legion. I get to be on much more chill teen and college-agey teams in my time. The Legionnaires are the big hero team in the future. We had to, like, save all of time and space like five times while I was there. Literally all of time. We were watching it implode from the beginning of the universe onward and only just stopped it in time.

Who has time for cult shit?