[The jig isn't up until Puss says its up. He holds the plush up and out at arms length, miming as if he's never seen it before.]
What, this? This is...well, it's...You know. Kitty. She's a Kitty. I mean, her name is Kitty. Kitty Softpaws. She's a thief that I, uh...we're...it's a long story and I...
[Yeah, he has no idea how to describe their relationship now. They only just reconciled and figuring out what they're going to be to each other was shaping up to be a very long process. He gropes for a word and can only land on:]
I guess you could say she's my "It's Complicated."
[He's not sure where that came from, but it sounds good.]
...But so we're clear, it's not weird that I have this!
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What, this? This is...well, it's...You know. Kitty. She's a Kitty. I mean, her name is Kitty. Kitty Softpaws. She's a thief that I, uh...we're...it's a long story and I...
[Yeah, he has no idea how to describe their relationship now. They only just reconciled and figuring out what they're going to be to each other was shaping up to be a very long process. He gropes for a word and can only land on:]
I guess you could say she's my "It's Complicated."
[He's not sure where that came from, but it sounds good.]
...But so we're clear, it's not weird that I have this!