He's sassy. Like he's got a secret.

And sucks to be you, 'cuz I don't have any shame.

[The problem here is that it's largely true. He's very hard to embarrass.]

Also, do you really think I'm not immune to stupid merch of myself by now? I've been on everything from toothpaste to Superboy brand car wax. I had a badly-animated cartoon.

What badly-made merch hasn't my face been on by now? You forget my erstwhile glory days of being an idol o' millions.