[When the camera comes on, Puss is absolutely COVERED in Puss in Boots merch: plush, figures, lunchboxes, costume pieces, birthday decorations...If he wasn't laughing, you might not be able to pick out the cat from the stuff.]
You weren't wrong, amigo!
[When he emerges, he's wearing a tiny version of this shirt. He digs in the pile, keeping his eyes on the camera.]
I mean, some of it's a little...eh, rough around the edges, but what bambino wouldn't want their own Puss in Boots to keep them safe at night!
[The plush he grabs isn't one of Puss. It's one of a different cat. Puss doesn't realize right away, gesturing towards it, glancing at it, realizing his mistake, and then sheepishly hiding the plush behind his back.]
Uh! Haha, whoops! How'd, uh, how'd that get there?
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You weren't wrong, amigo!
[When he emerges, he's wearing a tiny version of this shirt. He digs in the pile, keeping his eyes on the camera.]
I mean, some of it's a little...eh, rough around the edges, but what bambino wouldn't want their own Puss in Boots to keep them safe at night!
[The plush he grabs isn't one of Puss. It's one of a different cat. Puss doesn't realize right away, gesturing towards it, glancing at it, realizing his mistake, and then sheepishly hiding the plush behind his back.]
Uh! Haha, whoops! How'd, uh, how'd that get there?