[text] local demon uses network like a reddit sub

[demonicmiracle]

right, got a few questions for the peanut gallery

1. anyone looked into their life stories yet? how much bullshit should i expect?

2. this one's more of a thought exercise than a question, but we ought to be trying to get more kids to believe in us, yeah? assuming that more belief makes us more powerful. should we be starting twitter campaigns for the shows and movies featuring us?

3. can we start a petition to move the north pole to aruba or something, it's bloody freezing here and the nightlife is rubbish