Oof. That's uh... yeah. [ insightful, Gwen; but no, for all of her father's faults, it wasn't as if he was ever the one keeping a secret ] Not the same, but I kind of feel it. The first time I ever had a network... well. Let's say it was a recent development.

[ God, what she wouldn't do for Hobie and the others to be here... ]

But, okay, actually, see, only some of us actually make our web organically. Which, for the record—always weirded me out? There's just something about spewing bodily fluids everywhere that feels... eugh. Anyway, point is, I guess anyone could take advantage if someone built them web-shooters.